I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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