I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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