You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just cropdusted the office
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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