We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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