Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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