I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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