whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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