I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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