That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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