This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize