i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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