fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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