There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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