I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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