matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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