We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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