I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I think my moral compass just broke
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