please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
