just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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