I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
