You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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