I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
