went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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