The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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