It's Friday. Sex?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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