some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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