talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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