We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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