That's intense
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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