so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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