i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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