she told me i tasted like america
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i want to swaddle you in tequila
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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