Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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