Little spoons don't ask big questions
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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