Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just blew my weed a kiss
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
ok first of all what the fuck
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