did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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