Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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