a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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