GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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