Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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