Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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