girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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