Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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