I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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