Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize