what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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