I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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