Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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