i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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