nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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