she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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