this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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