hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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